Tag: humor
group name: poetspassion
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October 17, 2007 10:55 PM EDT --
Garage Band Confessions
When I learn to play guitar,
(and when I have a garage)
I will form a band
and call it Cup of Spiders.
Or Allusion to the Pubis. Or--
Fat Kids Don't Dance;
or the Mute Inglorious . . . more
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August 16, 2007 11:17 AM EDT --
No Monsoon soon mon.
more
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February 07, 2007 09:27 PM EST --
After Frost
The soil is lovely, moist, and deep
Where sprightly earthworms plow,
the April rains upon us seep,
though we don't . . . more
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June 02, 2006 08:52 AM EDT --
To a Young Tom Cat, on the Eve of His Spaying
Sweet and fearless cat, brazen climber of tables—
The appointment has been booked,
The vet will cut your cables.
Your gander, as it were, is cooked. . . . more
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January 15, 2008 03:55 PM EST --
Such a lovely scarf it is,
rich in pattern and color;
So many uses come to mind,
and I smile with devilish . . . more
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March 24, 2008 07:33 PM EDT --
Oh, lend me your ears as I tell you
A housewife's lament, both sad and true
How her trusty helper passed away
And how her tears fell on that fateful day.
A day like any other, . . . more
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March 26, 2008 08:31 AM EDT --
I cleaned my fridge, cleaned it well-
didn't know I was in for a day of hell
It all started when I reached way in the back
and came across an ominous, mysterious pack.
"What's . . . more
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April 14, 2008 08:43 AM EDT --
I tried to make a cake
It came out one side flat
So another one I tried to bake
This one scared the cat.
I thought I might have more luck
If I made an apple pie
I rolled the . . . more
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February 02, 2008 04:32 PM EST --
(I didn't write this, but thought it was cute)
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like . . . more
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July 17, 2007 10:23 AM EDT --
I'm feeling rather yucky;
My sinuses are dripping.
and if I felt like getting up,
a hot toddy I would be sipping.
My head feels like a bowling ball,
my throat feels like raw meat,
and . . . more
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January 15, 2008 08:39 AM EST --
The Explanation of Life...
The first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, Iwill give you a life span . . . more
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March 21, 2007 09:06 PM EDT --
Curtains partly drawn, filtered light
through the blinds, still cast its presence
inside.
Furrowed lines define brows on both
parties as they gesture belief
in views.
Beliefs . . . more
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August 30, 2007 06:06 PM EDT --
A giddy gadfly with green apple eyes
Dallies gladly with guileless guys
One might call her a flirt
But she'd never desert
Her husband and family ties
Sweet flirtation is filling . . . more
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May 21, 2007 07:47 PM EDT --
I'm loud and inappropriate
aged, but immature, as yet.
I laugh when others roll their eyes,
lick the salt off cold french fries,
I eat the food I've yet to buy
even share with passers by
. . . more
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April 11, 2008 09:45 AM EDT --
Mopping the floor is never fun
sometimes it seems I'll never get done
I spray and I scrub and I wipe and I buff
sometimes I dream I holler "ENOUGH"!
Why mop the stains, . . . more
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February 23, 2008 06:05 AM EST --
The Gather Guides received a letter invitation to a picnic celebrating their vacation
They of course assumed it was indoors, since it was being held in International Falls
Although it was February . . . more
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March 31, 2008 06:11 AM EDT --
I tackled a job I'd dreaded so long
I slowly walked in and tried to be strong.
I grabbed the doorknob and gave a quick twist
The closet popped open and NOTHING missed!
I was . . . more
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April 07, 2008 06:30 PM EDT --
If E=MC squared
an Pi is three fourteen
If man has solved the riddles of time
and all the wonders unseen
If man has made it to the stars
and contemplates galaxies
If ancient . . . more
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May 11, 2007 08:39 AM EDT --
INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana. It's 10:30 p.m. on a Saturday night, and Linda Scribner has just finished "In Love's Tender Thrall", a romantic novel of the type referred to in the trade . . . more
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August 21, 2006 02:11 PM EDT --
Using the DNA of a jellyfish, scientists have developed a fluorescent chicken.
. . . more
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